Skip navigation
This poll ended on Nov 14, 2015.

Which Sheldon Cooper Quote Best Sums You Up as an Engineer?

It ought to be no surprise that the increasingly hilarious You Know You're an Engineer When... conversation has taken a hairpin turn toward Sheldonville, and I've been wondering how Dr. Cooper has influenced you as an engineer.

 

Which of his deadpan one liners rang particularly true for you, and which of his irritating idiosyncrasies made your friends and family cast a furtive glance in your direction when he said them?

 

I want to know which Sheldon Cooper quotes sum you up as an engineer, and I want you to be honest. Well, honest-ish, anyway. Okay, not honest at all -- just use this as flimsy pretext for jabbing each other in the engineering ribs.

Sheldon

Poll Results
  • "I can't be impossible. I exist! I believe what you meant to say is, 'I give up. He's Improbable.'" (13%)

    2/15
  • "I never said you're not good at what you do. It's just that what you do isn't worth doing." (0%)

    0/15
  • "They were threatened by my intelligence, and too stupid know that's why they hated me." (0%)

    0/15
  • "My existence is a continuum, so I've been what I am at each point in the implied time period." (0%)

    0/15
  • "If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?" (20%)

    3/15
  • "I need to determine where, in this swamp of unbalanced formulas, squatteth the toad of truth." (7%)

    1/15
  • "Don't you think if I were wrong, I'd know it?" (20%)

    3/15
  • "Let's just assume that everything you've done up until now is wrong." (13%)

    2/15
  • "At least once a day I ask how you are, even though I simply don't care." (0%)

    0/15
  • "I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested." (20%)

    3/15
  • Other - please leave a comment! (7%)

    1/15

Comments

Archive Poll

Confirm archive of Which Sheldon Cooper Quote Best Sums You Up as an Engineer?

Archiving expires a poll and removes it from the active polls list.

To restore an archived poll, edit the poll, change the dates as desired, and save the poll.

Delete Poll

Confirm delete of Which Sheldon Cooper Quote Best Sums You Up as an Engineer?

Warning: This will delete the poll and all of its comments.